UAE Unfettered

In the mean time. Ho-hamad Abbyss, the biggest boy in our school and now in his final year, a senior with a posse' was up to his marauding antics yesterday. He was buggin Mr.keen's 2nd year English class and caused ten students to up and walk out in the middle of the lesson. I had grabbed a cup of coffee between lessons and was sipping it outside on the corridor bench minding my own and watching all. My lead teacher, converted Afrcan Ameri-Muslim, Milal bin Maft, was sitting near on another bench watching the goings on. Ho-hamad, who couldn't leave well enough alone, on account of having a pea-sized brain, marauded on over with posse' in tow, to Milal and proceeded to yell at him that he was "CID" (Central Intelligence Department) for Abductor Ho-dani, the head master. "Mr. Milal you are CID! W'Allah! you are CID for Abductor! You are CID for Abductor! you are CID for anyone! you are CID for even Shatani!" bellowed big Ho-h'd Abbyss. Milal showing mild irritation by now, proceeded to evenly ask Ho-h'd Abbys why he was bothering one of Milal's teachers. Ho-h'd clamed it was not him that came out of the classroom. Then he called Mr. Milal Mr. blacky and said "you are nigga, Mr. Milal!" "Mr. Black, Mr. Blackyeeeh." Well, Milal bin Maft, who is a former US navy SEAL and thus, usually, the epitome of self-discipline in the face of such encounters, blew up in Ho-h'd Abbyss's face. "Ho-h'd Abbyss, you leave my teachers alone! Because they're my teachers!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Yes sir that's what I'm talking about!" In context it seemed to make perfect sense to all of us, except of course, Ho-h'd Abbyss. And so Ho-h'd Abbyss laughed a bellowing laugh and his posse' laughed a cheery crowd laugh at the ever more angry Mr. Milal. I slipped quietly back into the English office glad not to have to face this until tomorrow in my 1W class. Just substitute the word nigga for gandu or bitch or teaboy of Mr. Ho-dani (anything to try and get under your skin just once) and substitute ho-h'd Abbyss for Butti (Bootti-licker) Ibrahim. Actually Butti's specialty is finding every way to skip class and then though he's been marked officially absent, he hangs out outside the door of his class for all of administration to see! Real dumb, real persistant. Yep, that's the Bootti-licker for ya.