UAE Unfettered

TEECHA-U

A poem by Byromaniac

Twenteen teecha
Tora-tora
Hebah-hebah
Shwe-shwe

Gandu, Teecha u.
That’s DJ Gandu to you!
Gahabah, Teecha u.
That’s DJ Gahabah to you!
Gawad, Teecha u.
That’s DJ Gawad to you!
Mejnoon, Teecha u.
That’s DJ Mejnoon to you!
Mafi sheh, Teecha u.
That’s DJ Mafi sheh to you!

Teecha, one minute, bithrum.
No Omar, Iglis, minfudluck, Al Heina!
IGLIS! Thank you.
fucyu teecha!
MAS’HARAH TEECHA U!
Silence staring.
WALAHI! not me teecha!!!
WALAHI! WALAHI! Not me teecha.
Iss Machmood, Ahshara, Amer,
Ishmael, Essa, Salim.
WALAHI! Not me teecha!

Wazzab Teecha!
Twenteen teecha!
Ishirine?
Twenty not Twenteen!
Twenty teecha?
Eiywa. Twenty zain!
FifTEEN, FIFty teeacha?
Hamstash, hamsine?
5 - 0 teecha?
FIFTY!
Hamsine – fifty teecha?
Eiywa. Fifty! Zain! Tamam!
FUCYU TEECHA!
Silence staring.
WALAHI! not me teecha!!!
WALAHI! WALAHI! Not me teecha!
Iss Machmood, Ahshara, Amer,
Ishmael, Essa, Salim
WALAHI! Not me teecha!!!

Tora-Tora.
Hebah-hebah.
Shwe-shwe.

Torah - Torah?!
TORAH! TORAH!
Hip hip TORAH!
Jazz-hip-jazz-hop drop the beat
Skip fantasia

Me gud, teecha?
Mia-mia

Tora-Tora
Hebah-hebah
Shwe-shwe

And the beat goes on. Al Aikumu-a-salam....

(and; with interjections)

TEECHA U

Twenteen teecha
Tora-Tora Hebah-hebah Shwe-shwe Gandu Teecha u (Bitch) That’s DJ Gandu to you! Gahabah, Teecha u (Pimp) That’s DJ Gahabah to you! Gawad Teecha u (Gay) That’s DJ Gawad to you! Mejnoon Teecha u (without a brain, dumb slightly confused) That’s DJ Mejnoon to you! Mafi sheh Teecha u (without courage, afraid, timid, shy) That’s DJ Mafi sheh to you! Teecha One minute bithrum No Omar, Iglis, minfudluck, Al Heina! fucyu teecha! MAS’HARAH, TEECHA U! Silence staring WALAHI! not me teecha!!! WALAHI! WALAHI! Not me teecha! iss Machmood, Ahshara, Amer, Ishmael, Essa, Salim WALAHI! Not me teecha! Wazzab Teecha! Twenteen techa! Ishirine? Twenty not Twenteen! Twenty teecha? Eiywa. Twenty Zain! FifTEEN, FIFty teeacha? Hamstash, hamsine? 5 - 0 teecha? FIFTY! Hamsine – fifty teecha? Eiywa. Fifty! Zain! Tamam! “Fucyu teecha!” Tora-Tora. Hebah-hebah. Shwe-shwe. Torah - Torah?! TORAH-TORAH!!! Hip hip TORAH! Hip-jazz-hop, skip fantasia. Mia-mia. Me gud, teecha? Tora-Tora. Hebah-hebah. Shwe-shwe. And the beat goes on. Al Aikumu-a-salam....